A farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many years. Eventually, his dog died of old age and he went to the parish priest.
"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm sorry to hear of your dog's death, but we can't be holding services for an animal in the church. However, there's a new denomination down the road, and maybe they would do something for the animal."
The farmer said, "Thank you, Father. Do you think $5000 is enough to donate for the service?"
The priest quickly responded, "Son! Why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic?!"
"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm sorry to hear of your dog's death, but we can't be holding services for an animal in the church. However, there's a new denomination down the road, and maybe they would do something for the animal."
The farmer said, "Thank you, Father. Do you think $5000 is enough to donate for the service?"
The priest quickly responded, "Son! Why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic?!"
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