Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. A filling station was only a block away, but the attendant said they had no gas can for her to borrow.

She returned to her car to see if there was a gas can in the trunk. There wasn't, but she found a bedpan. Being resourceful she took it to the station and asked the attendant to fill it up.

As she is pouring the gas into her tank a passer-by says to her, “If it starts, I'm turning Catholic!”