Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
Jim Backus
American actor
1913 - 89
When a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body
American actor
1913 - 89
When a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body
John Vanbrugh
English Architect and dramatist
1664-1726
just for fun...
So you're daughter's a hooker and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat.
Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret about it...She moved in with me.
1664-1726
just for fun...
So you're daughter's a hooker and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat.
Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret about it...She moved in with me.
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