A Scotsman was lifting a drink in a Pub in London. He gets a call on his mobile phone, yells, and hangs up. He then orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar.

He joyfully announces to the crowd that his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds!

Nobody there would believe that any new baby could weigh in at 25 pounds. But the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks... Like I said, my boy's a typical Highland baby boy."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you're the father of that typical Scottish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.....So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "17 pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "Why, what happened?
He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The father took a slow swig from his Single Malt Whiskey, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."