the good, the bad and the ugly...

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills

Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
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Good: Your son's finally maturing

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door

Ugly: So are you
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Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter

Bad: She keeps interrupting

Ugly: With corrections
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Good: Your wife's not talking to you

Bad: She wants a divorce

Ugly: She's a lawyer
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Good: Your son is dating someone new

Bad: It's another man

Ugly: He's your best friend
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Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago