A teacher was working with her pupils, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. 

One day, she brought in rolls of Lifesavers of all flavors. "Children," she announced, passing out the Lifesavers, "I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these and tell me what flavor they are."

The kids managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them the honey-flavored Lifesavers, every one was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time ."

Instantly one of the kids nearly gagged and hollered, "Spit'em out, they're assholes!"