Friday 31 August 2018

British tax return...

The HMRC (H.M Revenue &Customs) has returned my Tax Return back to me. Apparently I had answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants on you?" I replied:

2.1 million illegal immigrants
1.1 million crackheads
4.4 million unemployable people
900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
and 650 idiots in Parliament

The HMRC stated that the response I gave was Unacceptable. "Who did I miss out?"

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