play with words...

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason… details are sketchy.

I'm glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.

What day do chickens hate the most? Friday.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.