Politics Defined

Socialism: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.

Communism: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and sells you the milk.

Military Dictatorship: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills the milk in the sewer.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to decide who gets the milk.

Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors kill you and take the cows.