Actual sentences found in patients Hospital charts:

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

The skin was moist and dry.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.