Two men die and go to heaven. The first man asks the other "How did you die?" He replies," I suspected my wife was having an affair and one day as I was nearing my house, I thought I saw someone inside. I rushed in and looked everywhere but couldn't find anyone. I was so overcome with guilt that I hanged myself.

"Damn" says the first guy,"If only you had opened the freezer, we would both be alive today"