A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin who had never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn't find anyone with this description and was forced to give an ad in the paper.
A month later, she met an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately.
On the first night of their wedding, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy. When she entered the room she stood still... She saw her husband in the center of the room and all the furniture to the corner of the room.
"But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked.
"Look.. I've never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
A month later, she met an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately.
On the first night of their wedding, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy. When she entered the room she stood still... She saw her husband in the center of the room and all the furniture to the corner of the room.
"But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked.
"Look.. I've never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
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