I Should Have Stayed In Bed Today

Author Unknown

I should have stayed in bed today,
in bed's where I belong,
as soon as I got up today,
things started going wrong,

I got a splinter in my foot,
my puppy made me fall,
I squirted toothpaste in my ear,
I crashed into the wall.

I knocked my homework off the desk,
it landed on my toes,
I spilled a glass of chocolate milk,
it's soaking through my clothes,

I accidentally bit my tongue,
that really made me moan,
and it was far from funny
when I banged my funny bone.

I scraped my knees, I bumped my nose,
I sat upon a pin,
I leapt up with alacrity,
and sharply barked my shin,

I stuck a finger in my eye,
the pain is quite severe,
I'd better get right back to bed
and stay there for a year.