Saturday 23 June 2018

Church Bulletin Bloopers

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”

Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help.

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon from E.J. Stubbs.

The Pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Thursday at 5 p.m., there will be a meeting of the little mother’s club. All ladies wishing to become “little mothers” will meet with the pastor in his study.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m.. Please use the back door of the church.

The Rev, Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m.. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

Thursday Night—Potluck Dinner. Prayer and medication to follow.

This being Easter Sunday. We will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.




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