A man walked into the lingerie department of a large department store and shyly approached the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a brassiere for my wife.'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked what was the difference between them.

The saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses; the Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist bra makes mountains out of mole hills.'

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