A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex :

Husband : Sukitaki.

Wife replies : Kowanini !

Husband says : Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo !

Wife on her knees literally begging : Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji !

Husband replies angrily : Na miaou kina Tim kouji !

I can’t believe you just sat and tried to read this . As if you understand Japanese ! 

Unbelievable !

You would read anything as long as it's about sex right? You need help !!