A gas station in Newfoundland was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon Johnny pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Johnny guessed 8 and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, Johnny along with a buddy, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
He guessed 2 this time, again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, his buddy said to him, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
"No it ain't Billy, it's not rigged. Johnny replied. "My wife won two weeks in a row"
Soon Johnny pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Johnny guessed 8 and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, Johnny along with a buddy, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
He guessed 2 this time, again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, his buddy said to him, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
"No it ain't Billy, it's not rigged. Johnny replied. "My wife won two weeks in a row"
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